I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it's scary |
Cookie Dough, it isn't just for breakfast anymore |
I was dropped as a child |
On your mark, get set, Go Away |
I only eat candy |
Jenius |
I do my own stunts |
Energy drinks make me do stupid things, FASTER |
Herpies doesn't stay in Vegas |
If I started getting smart with you, would you know? |
Spoiled by Grandma |
Hooked on hillbilly done gone worked fo' me |
I add Ketchup to my Ketchup |
I put out on the first date |
It was Business doing Pleasure with you |
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose |
Lucky |
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch |
My parents think I'm doing homework right now |
I was dropped as a child |
I love my double wide |
Grandmas need lovin' too |
Ugly people need lovin' too |
Fat People need lovin' too |
Accident Baby |
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship |
No Job, I play in a band |
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